On Sunday Morning Willie Nelson was talking to Bob Schieffer about his new album. Willie said the thought of death didn't frighten him. "No of course not, you're stoned clean through the back of your eyeballs," Bob said.
No he didn't.
He said, "Willie, when are you going to retire?"
Willie grinned simplemindedly and said "I smoke dope, play a beet of golf and dominoes and play guitar, why would I want to retire?"
Bob said, "In fact, you retired at the age of about eleven, didn't you Willie? You've been in retirement ever since. Rock stars are all retirees in point of fact."
No he didnt't [sic].
